Q:  I absolutely love Dirty Dishes but don't consider myself that dirty.  Can I still buy one?

A:  Of course you can!  Dirty Dishes are for everyone.  Our mums have bought them (seriously!).

Q:  Can you buy Dirty Dishes in any shops?

A:  At this stage this website is the only place in the whole world to buy them.

Q:  Can I eat off my Dirty Dish?

A:  Yes, you can definitely eat off your Dirty Dish!

Q:  Can I hire Dirty Dishes for my dinner-party?

A:  Absolutely.  We offer hire options if you'd rather hire than buy your Dirty Dishes.  Just drop us an email.

Q:  How much is postage?

A:  It varies by country of course but roughly in the UK it is £3.00 for one plate, in Europe it is £5.50 for one plate and for the rest of the world it is £9.50 for one plate.  There are postage discounts for larger orders.

Q:  I am a retailer and I'm interested in stocking Dirty Dishes.  How can I contact you?

A:  Email and Twitter are definitely the best ways to reach us.  Our details are in the top right of all pages on this site.

Q:  Can I put my Dirty Dish in the dishwasher?

A:  They are not 'suitable for dishwashing'.