Fucking Spatula

$15.00

It’s literally exactly like the spatula in your kitchen right now. Except it says “fuck” on it, which is hilarious. Actually it says “fucking spatula” on it. But you get the point.

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You’ve used a spatula before. I know you fucking have, don’t fucking lie to me, smart ass. I don’t care how much of a shitty chef you are, you’ve used a god damn spatula. But did you experience that spatula? And that’s not a euphamism, get your mind out of the fucking gutter. Anyways, you picked up the spatula, you flipped your omelette, or toast, or whatever the fuck you were making and you threw it in the sink. Or probably left it on the counter to get all crusty and gross. I’m guessing the second. And that was it. Done. Nothing special. Well no more. NOW, imagine you’re cooking your omelette, but dammit, you left your spatula across the kitchen, and that shit is about to burn. You shout to your roommate, or girlfriend, or husband “Hand me the Fucking Spatula!” and that sonuvabitch knows exactly what you’re talking about. And you know what? You just made an omelette AND a memory.

Fucking Spatula. 

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Weight 5 oz